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Jun 18

toonjester5:

cutemonster09:

hypnolizard:

Me on my way to steal your girlfriend.

YOU CAN HAVE HER

jeSUS
TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT MAN

cutemonster09:

hypnolizard:

Me on my way to steal your girlfriend.

YOU CAN HAVE HER

jeSUS

TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT MAN

Reblogged 1 day ago from fuckyeahloldemort

Jun 11

Things killed by the Internet

Polite Disagreement
Letter Writing
Privately telling friends about your dinner
Daydreaming
Waiting a day for sports scores
Remembering information, such as the capital of Finland
Taking a short nap on your desk during lunch break
Real interaction with people
Encyclopedias
The mystery of what become of your classmates

Posted 1 week ago

Jun 10

Reblogged 1 week ago from ohhmyepicfail

Jun 7

Me: Are we there yet?
Mom: Not yet.
Me: Are we there yet?
Mom: No.
Me: Are we there yet?
Mom: No! And stop asking that. We won't get there until it's dark!
Me:
Me: Is it dark yet?

Posted 1 week ago

Jun 7

My freezer is like a black hole… any food that goes in there never seems to come out again.

Posted 1 week ago

Jun 6

Fun Things To Do

Making phony paging requests at the customer service of a shopping mall.
Deliberately misspelling words in text messages and letting autocorrect decide on the words to use.
Ordering a random dish from a chinese menu.
Waving at strangers while you drive.
Naming each ant you see.

Posted 1 week ago

Jun 5

0: Hello!
8: Hi!
0: Nice belt!
8: Thank you.

Posted 2 weeks ago

May 30

Why is insomniacal not a word? It’s keeping me up at night!

Posted 2 weeks ago

May 21

You were given three special gifts when you were born: the gifts of life, love, and laughter. Learn to share these gifts with the rest of the world - and the rest of the world will play happily with you.

Posted 4 weeks ago

wordstoliveby, motivational,

May 21

I always have the TV playing in the background even while I do something else. I just find a program that’s interesting enough to leave on, but stupid enough to ignore.

Posted 1 month ago

May 7

Reblogged 1 month ago from lmao-pix

Apr 29

Me: Do you serve chicken here?
Waiter: Sit down sir, we serve anyone.

Posted 1 month ago

Apr 25

Here’s a proof that man descended from apes.

Here’s a proof that man descended from apes.

Posted 1 month ago

Apr 23

The reason God created Adam before Eve is to give man a chance to speak.

The reason God created Adam before Eve is to give man a chance to speak.

Posted 1 month ago

Apr 23

Are You Right-Brained Or Left-Brained?

Reblogged 1 month ago from fakescience

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