I’ve been laughing at this for twenty years
i almost had a threesome last night all i needed was two more people
tru friends ignore each other’s acne
If Tumblr was a movie I’d probably be the extra in the background no one notices
do u ever just remember your friends have genitals and get weirded out for a second
Hey! I’m alive!
Show me that smile, I’m backkkk beybeh! My father made this tumblr just a month after tumblr’s release which is how he got this url easily but he only made 17 posts so the url has been passed to me, his son, as ancient family inheritance. Will post/reblog a lot of humor posts. Hope you guys enyoy.
Me on my way to steal your girlfriend.
YOU CAN HAVE HER
TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT MAN
Things killed by the Internet
- Polite Disagreement
- Letter Writing
- Privately telling friends about your dinner
- Waiting a day for sports scores
- Remembering information, such as the capital of Finland
- Taking a short nap on your desk during lunch break
- Real interaction with people
- The mystery of what become of your classmates
My freezer is like a black hole… any food that goes in there never seems to come out again.