Smile :)
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How to be skinny

youre-5-foot-a-bitch:

arlert-the-troops:

mutisija:

fucking—-done:

anorexia-recuperare:

1. Notice that your body is covered in skin
2. Say “Wow I’m skinny”

Congratulations you are now skinny 

this changed my life

deviant-danni:

I’ve been laughing at this for twenty years

colfricans:

i almost had a threesome last night all i needed was two more people

ernoji:

tru friends ignore each other’s acne

kixxinq:

If Tumblr was a movie I’d probably be the extra in the background no one notices

geromykyle:

do u ever just remember your friends have genitals and get weirded out for a second

Hey! I’m alive!

Show me that smile, I’m backkkk beybeh! My father made this tumblr just a month after tumblr’s release which is how he got this url easily but he only made 17 posts so the url has been passed to me, his son, as ancient family inheritance. Will post/reblog a lot of humor posts. Hope you guys enyoy.

#post #p

toonjester5:

cutemonster09:

hypnolizard:

Me on my way to steal your girlfriend.

YOU CAN HAVE HER

jeSUS

TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT MAN

Things killed by the Internet
  1. Polite Disagreement
  2. Letter Writing
  3. Privately telling friends about your dinner
  4. Daydreaming
  5. Waiting a day for sports scores
  6. Remembering information, such as the capital of Finland
  7. Taking a short nap on your desk during lunch break
  8. Real interaction with people
  9. Encyclopedias
  10. The mystery of what become of your classmates

  • Me: Are we there yet?
  • Mom: Not yet.
  • Me: Are we there yet?
  • Mom: No.
  • Me: Are we there yet?
  • Mom: No! And stop asking that. We won't get there until it's dark!
  • Me:
  • Me: Is it dark yet?
My freezer is like a black hole… any food that goes in there never seems to come out again.