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cutemonster09:

hypnolizard:

Me on my way to steal your girlfriend.

YOU CAN HAVE HER

jeSUS
TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT MAN

toonjester5:

cutemonster09:

hypnolizard:

Me on my way to steal your girlfriend.

YOU CAN HAVE HER

jeSUS

TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT MAN

Things killed by the Internet

  1. Polite Disagreement
  2. Letter Writing
  3. Privately telling friends about your dinner
  4. Daydreaming
  5. Waiting a day for sports scores
  6. Remembering information, such as the capital of Finland
  7. Taking a short nap on your desk during lunch break
  8. Real interaction with people
  9. Encyclopedias
  10. The mystery of what become of your classmates

Jun 7
  • Me: Are we there yet?
  • Mom: Not yet.
  • Me: Are we there yet?
  • Mom: No.
  • Me: Are we there yet?
  • Mom: No! And stop asking that. We won't get there until it's dark!
  • Me:
  • Me: Is it dark yet?
Jun 7
My freezer is like a black hole… any food that goes in there never seems to come out again.

Jun 6

Fun Things To Do

  1. Making phony paging requests at the customer service of a shopping mall.
  2. Deliberately misspelling words in text messages and letting autocorrect decide on the words to use.
  3. Ordering a random dish from a chinese menu.
  4. Waving at strangers while you drive.
  5. Naming each ant you see.

Jun 5
  • 0: Hello!
  • 8: Hi!
  • 0: Nice belt!
  • 8: Thank you.
Why is insomniacal not a word? It’s keeping me up at night!

You were given three special gifts when you were born: the gifts of life, love, and laughter. Learn to share these gifts with the rest of the world - and the rest of the world will play happily with you.

I always have the TV playing in the background even while I do something else. I just find a program that’s interesting enough to leave on, but stupid enough to ignore.

May 7
  • Me: Do you serve chicken here?
  • Waiter: Sit down sir, we serve anyone.
Here’s a proof that man descended from apes.

Here’s a proof that man descended from apes.

The reason God created Adam before Eve is to give man a chance to speak.
The reason God created Adam before Eve is to give man a chance to speak.

Are You Right-Brained Or Left-Brained?

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