Do not blame the snake if it bit you; it is only following its nature. Blame yourself for getting too close to it.
Ho-hum, after a full night’s sleep I’m still sleepy. That’s not a complaint, mind you.
So, which one is it - am I boring you, or are you boring me?
Ever have a day when you’re not sure which side of the mirror you’re on?
It’s amazing the things people would rather have than money.
There is never a need to outrun anyone you can outwit.
If you ever have to live your life all over again, please do it somewhere else.
With all due credit to Tina Fey, she wouldn’t be so brilliant at doing Sarah Palin if Sarah Palin weren’t so good at doing herself.
Being funny is saying smart things stupidly, and stupid things smartly.
Hey Google, still waiting for G-plus invite here! Or do I have to tattoo Google logo in my forehead to get one?
It’s easier to see ugliness than to imagine beauty.
